Mega Clean

I haven’t smoked in a little over a week and I was a heavy everyday smoker. I had a 930am appointment for a drug test. I Started drinking it on an empty stomach at 6am. I followed instructions to entirety. I continued to drink water. Note that you will have almost instant diarrhea and will pee about every 10mins, but that just means it’s working. I tested myself at at 8:30am and it was negative. Tested myself again at 9am and it was negative. BUY THE BOTTLE, simple as that! PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT IT ONLY WORKS FOR A FEW HOURS!!! YOU’LL BE BACK POSITIVE LATER THAT DAY OR NEXT DAY!!!

I’m not sure what thickness is referring to but if it’s the consistency and texture of the liquid you drink , I would say it’s maybe most similar to Gatorade but has a weird almost spice that stays on the tongue for a minute. Nothing foul or gross, in fact the fruit punch flavor is quite tasty but it’s a unique taste for sure. This stuff is the real deal though, should jot have passed my drop at all, in fact I took a test at home way later at night the morning I dropped and passed , and even though I passed earlier that morning , hadn’t done any illicit at all and even maintained eating healthy the rest of that day, night and week... and when I peed at home it was a big fail. Here’s the key though- give yourself at least a week to prepare before the test, preferably 2 weeks. And If the job or whatever you need to pass a piss test for means that much to you, then follow this and hopefully you have the same results I did: a Minimum of 7 days before the drop Stop smoking / drinking / doing drugs : cigarettes and vaping if you can / start eating just salads / stop drinking soda and coffee/ start drinking green tea / lots of water / cranberry juice / I took a 5 day detox pill supplement but i honestly don’t think it did anything and I ate 6 capsules in the am and 6 in the pm for 5 days , I bought a 5 pack of 12 panel drug urine tests from amazon , took one after completing the 5 day cleanse and still was dropping dirty. So then I bought 2 of the detoxify mega clean drinks. One was a practice run to see what happens and if it works and the other was for the day of my actual test. Dead the directions on the bottle and follow them exactly as it says. Now on the bottle it says to pee frequently about 3-4 times before your test, I recommend peeing 5 times and then that 6th one is the golden piss of purity. Reason I say that is because I used 2 more urine test cups I had with the practice run bottle, initially I wanted to do one to see it’s clean and on 3 hours later to see how long my window of time to drop would be. Well let’s just say at my 5th pee , some toxins has disappeared but not all. Granted this was a 12 panel test, most places use 5 panel so the things popping up for me are simply due to the specificity and wide range that particular test captured but needless to say I was more than bummed about it. I go out and smoke a cigarette , drink a half cup of cranberry juice and have to piss yet again which isn’t uncommon at all when drinking this much Fluid. There was another cup on the back of thr toilet seat so just for old times sake I peed up to the line in this new cup to see if there would be any change with zero confidence at all anything would happen. But low and behold hands done across the board I was clear and clean on all 12 by that time , that’s when I knew how good this product is !

I can’t express to not base your purchase on the reviews do more research on the product it’s. I bought this review because of the “amazing” reviews in preparation for a preemployment drug screen. Full disclosure, I only smoke on dab pens though puff on it on a daily basis. I am about 231 and 5’5 female I had previously stopped smoke and doing the lemon and lemon juice and raw unsweetened cranberry juice trick including drinking about 100 ounces of water a day. On the morning of my test I took this as instructed but once almost done I INSTANTLY threw up over myself. I went into the shower to finish the rest incase I threw up again with no warning. The taste was not bad but at 30 ounces my stomach said NO MORE!! I got out the shower set my timer for 15 minutes then drank the 32 ounces of water. For 35 min in I had already peed twice ready to do one last at home test. About in hour in still drinking water I instantly said to myself this is not good I violently Threw up but then felt the urge to pee well I STILL WAS VERY VERY POSITIVE!!! I rescheduled my drug test however I am now extremely sick from this beverage. I have not ben able to hold anything down since 10am and I am typing this right now at 11pm still so sick to my stomach. I highly recommend you do extensive research as you may be that one not so very lucky as everyone has been. Best of luck!

This stuff actually works for real.... I used this product the day of taking a pre-employment drug test and it still allowed me to pass despite it being an actual lab test ordered for a government position. I had been vaping dab oil daily and smoking bud regularly for months until 6 days before learning about having to take this test. Since dab oil is super concentrated it is expected to stay in your system for 1-2 months when smoked regularly but I was still able to pass after using this! Leading up to the test I drank water regularly the days leading up to it and then a LOT the day before and day of. I was already testing negative the night before my test just purely off dilution but I wanted to take this detox too just in case. Woke up at 6:00AM the day of the test to down the bottle. People aren't kidding when they say it's rough... I thought I'd be able to put it down easily as I am used to chugging nasty ass mass gainer shakes and various preworkouts/workout drinks but this thing really pushes you to your limit even on an empty stomach. I was able to down the bottle after 3 long pulls with about a minute long break in between each to burp a little and compose myself to ensure I don't throw up (yes it is very rough and it kinda burns too!) I did as the instructions said and refilled the bottle with water which I also downed over the course of the next hour. By 7:00 it was all gone and let me tell you, this stuff really does flush you out. I flowed for a good 2 hours (both 1 and 2) and then it finally calmed down. I also took a couple B complex pills so my urine would be somewhat yellow about 1 and 2 hours before the test. I also didn't eat anything until I took the test. I planned on taking it at 9:00 (everyone suggests trying to do it around 3-4 hours after taking it) and was receiving a solid negative result with a home test and a decent yellow color in my urine. However, when I showed up to the hospital they told me I needed to wait till the next appointment at 10:30 to do the collection despite the slip saying that walk-ins were fine. I was kinda freaked out because I was afraid that waiting 4 and a half hours would cause me to miss the optimal window but I kept drinking water and some cranberry juice hoping for the best. When it came time to the test, the color of the urine was quite convincing from the B complex vitamins (a little on the neon green side but nothing too crazy at that point.) I retested again right as I got home and got a very faint negative result (~20 minutes later) so I was pretty sure I was good. Finally got the test back after a few days of anticipation and it was negative! If this can work on someone that has been smoking dabs religiously for months before testing (not to mention it was an ACTUAL immunoassay lab test), then it should work fine if used as suggested in the reviews (I can't speak to the people who partake up until the day before testing though. If it doesn't work at that point that's on you.) Would highly recommend this product! Although the consumption and couple hours after aren't very fun, its definitely worth a couple hours of discomfort if a job is on the line. Just make sure you have access to a toilet for a couple hours after drinking it xD

Overall works pretty well. I have been a heavy smoker for the past 2 years (about once a day) and just recently slowed down about 3 weeks ago when I found out I have to take a drug test next month. Since then, I’ve been smoking about once weekly. I bought this detox drink to test it out to find the best method to use for my drug test. I decided to take my practice drug test on a Thursday, so I began the process on Tuesday. On Tuesday, I began eating as healthy and light as possible but still consumed some sugar and carbs, just not as much as I usually do. I only drank 4oz of pineapple juice in the morning each day and drank 54oz of water the first day and 72 oz the second. The second day (on Wednesday) I also began taking the Detox pills 2 at a time, every 2 hrs with 24 oz of water starting at 12 PM. On Thursday, I did not eat anything and began drinking the detox at 11:30 AM. It tasted really awful to me and it took me about 30 minutes to completely finish it. To finish the drink I had to chase it with water and take several breaks chewing gum. I also got very nauseous while drinking it and decided to eat a couple pieces of turkey to put something on my stomach lol. After finally finishing the drink, I did drink 32 oz of water but due to my stomach being so weak I could hardly drink anything, so I drank the 32 oz of water over the next 2 hours. I used the bathroom about 6 times during this period. At 2 PM on Thursday, I took 2 different at home tests and both were negative! I was very impressed as I had just tested positive the previous morning and had smoked just 5 days prior. Overall, I was happy with my results also considering that I did not follow the instructions exactly. I believe the drink works very well, however, I feel that it may only work for those who smoke moderately or stop smoking altogether. I also think it could not work if you don’t drink enough water, I’d recommend drinking as much as possible leading up to the detox and taking B2 vitamins for color. I’m still unsure if the detox will work with 100% certainty so I plan to take a longer break and purchase an alternative method just in case. I’m also not sure if it’s worth it to do it again due to how it made me feel. Side Note: TMI but it also gave me extreme diarrhea all day. I’m also a 20 year old 125-pound female for reference.

40 y/o 6ft 2in, 180ish, thin non-athletic build, moderate daily exercise i.e. walking, standing), my diet, basically no beef or pork products, "hobbies" other than choking on Mother Earth - CBD oils, and smoking cloves for some reason. my medication pattern; DAILY, about an 8th per week, bongs, bowls and single hitters (no blunts or joints), 2 sessions daily. last time I medicated; 5 FULL 24 HR CYCLES BEFORE THE TEST. Hanging in the balance, my wife, child and $50,000 career. The product absolutely worked "Masking" my urine sample as described. I feel that this should the standard review temple for these products . There are so many variables, and once you realize how ridiculous this struggle has become, you just wanna hear that there is some chance that things will be OK. Read on if it sounds like you. Basic notes: If you fall outside of that 5 day period you might wanna take a hit and try to relax. relatively small LADIES you might wanna read on as well, because my 5ftish 100lbish gorgeous and adorable wife stopped for about 48hrs prior (just to experiment) and yes it worked. Remember, MASKING our samples. We went right back to dirty by the end of the day (I don't know exactly how many hrs before the product wore off.) Used basic bulk pack of THC test from AMAZON (YES, THAT SUPER FAINT LINE IS A NEGATIVE RESULT IF READ WITHIN THE TEST GUIDELINE!) don't kid yourself, take the test let someone else read it, if they see any version of 2 lines at glance, you passed. don't squint use a bright light to read it man. Make note; my work test was walk in clinic pee and dpi stick read, not sent to any machine testing process. What can I say, if you're still reading, you need support man..! Remember variables will never be exact but if you fall close to my situation, and you are desperate, get on the web and get started researching, but I definitely would start with this stuff. 4hrs prior I flushed with water, and cranberry juice every 4hrs thru the night and 2 cups of black coffee (my normal daily dose) 2 hours before the test. took a 500mg B-12 prior as well. Remember my system only has medicine. no drinking or other stuff. I don't even take aspirin normally. The could be a variable who knows. These are the facts; follow those instructions closely, get several bottles and practice, I only used 2, my wife used 2 trials within 36 hrs of the test. all produced several negative and positive results depending on when we sampled, we did a lot for the first trial. remember we were both THC positive by the day end. And sky high on payday baby. Be strong! Gulp that stuff and hold it in man. try to only pee 3-4 time before the test. YOU ARE NOT CLEAN! despite the 5-45 day detox debate. And if you are good; use the stuff anyway, insurance. You got a 5hr window to take that test. take it 2.5 - 3 hrs in. SAMPLE PISS MIDSTREAM MAN! i went in there with my heart beat rattling through my bladder. Be strong. Stay positive. And limit meals prior!!! You will do a COMPLETE system flush! (Explosive!) Keep some in the cupboard! I know will. Everyone in the culture should practice this stuff randomly to stay ahead of the curb. I was an akly with zero weed for 15 years and earn my place in the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame. Quit drinking, I've been smoking for 4 years and as i said, family man, awesome career, which by the way I did have a back-up for if this would've fallen through, but i wanted my job bad and it was company policy change. Spread the word, teach others, don't beat the system just find a way to go with the flow. Good luck

Worked for me, I’m ~115 pound 22 year old female with a fairly good metabolism and low, but not nonexistent body fat. Stopped smoking 9 days before the drug test (which was a urinalysis sent to a lab - I was informed that it was a highly sensitive test); however, I was worried that I would need longer metabolize the THC because I had being smoking a mixture of regular weed as well as dabs on an electric rig almost daily for about 7 months straight (since the last time I was drug tested), and I usually had at least a few hits on days I did partake. I drank about 96 oz of water a day during the 9 days that I didn’t smoke, didn’t drink alcohol, tried to avoid fatty foods, worked out a couple of times (just don’t workout the day of your test!) started a 7 day herbal cleanse pill regimen, tried chlorophyll drops one day, and drank a lemon charcoal detox drink a few days in. **I am very certain that the detox pills and drink could not have cleaned my system out in this small amount of time thoroughly enough to pass the test using them alone.** On the day of my test I almost thought I was done for when my program faculty moved up the time of my test, leaving me with only 2 hours ahead to chug the drink instead of the recommended 3-5 hours. Then I reaaally panicked when I was further unable to follow the directions to a T - didn’t chug all 32 ounces (I probably left about 1/6 in the bottle), didn’t refill the bottle and instead ended up drinking the 32 ounces from my regular water bottle, drank most of the water about 30 minutes after drinking the detox versus the recommended 15 minutes, but drank the rest of the 32 ounces of water in the next hour-ish. I WAS able to pee 3 times before the test. Some other details: • the flavor of the drink was not bad, it was the acidity that almost burns your throat, and the slight grittiness that made it hard to drink • it took me about 10-15 minutes to finish what I could of the drink • on the third time that I peed before the test my pee was CLEAR AS DAY (panic) • had a few more sips of water after that and about 10 minutes later I took the test and urine was light yellow • I used the clean catch method • this caused a few bouts of small diarrhea along with the frequent urination in the hour and a half after drinking Overall I would definitely use this again if I was in another desperate situation, but I would prefer the peace of mind that comes with just stopping for a month and drinking tons of water like I did last time. There’s a lot on the line! Hope this helped.

In short, this drink worked for me, but there were a number of things I did that I believe made this drink work better, all of which I gathered from research. I am a male in my 20s that weighs 192 lbs and have smoked daily for the past few years. I abstained for about 10 days leading up to the test. During those 10 days I ate low carb and low sugar, I drank a lot of water (sometimes with lemon), and also took fiber supplements. In addition I also did cardio exercises mostly every other day. The day before the test however I loaded up on carbs and sugar in an effort to “trap” toxic fat cells underneath non-toxic fat cells. I used this drink in addition to the pre cleanse pills that are recommended with it, which I took the evening before the test day, each with 16 ounces of water. Day of the test I don’t eat anything until after the test is completed, just drank a little bit of coffee. I consume the entire drink, refill the bottle with water, and consumed the water about an hour and a half before my scheduled test time. I had a box of 10 at home tests that I took to monitor the progress. The first test taken after consuming the drink the negative line was already starting to show. Every subsequent one I took after that showed up more and more clearly negative. Went to take the actual test (which was done in a lab) and everything came up fine. Been working my new job for a few weeks now and love it. One thing to take note of, it tastes AWFUL!!! Ungodly bad. Without at doubt the most disgusting drink I have ever tasted. It smells alright and the initial taste is sweet like a fruit punch, but it quickly devolves into an overwhelming taste that can only be described as copper mixed with dirt. It has moments where it tastes okay but that’s so largely overtaken by this disgusting metallic taste, which I’m guessing comes from the huge amount of supplements in this thing. 32 ounces is A LOT to drink too, especially when it tastes this bad. I originally tried to just sip it down but found it to be a lot easier to just chug it. Though it will make your stomach feel like you just took a tequila shot. Another thing, this drink will make you pee A LOT for a few hours, so be sure to go before you leave or you’ll have a pretty uncomfortable drive to the test. Also maybe 2-3 hours after consuming the drink my stomach started to hurt, and for the next few hours I had pretty bad diarrhea. By the mid evening, around 8-9 hours after the drink/test I felt like my normal self. Despite how crappy this drink made me feel, it did work! I did a good amount of preparation before the actual test though. If you have enough time, try to eat a fat burning diet leading up to the test. Be sure to also buy the pre cleanse pills with the drink. Regardless, if you’re in a pinch and need a heavy duty solution you can be sure will work, this is the drink for you.

I use this special kind after a weekend of too much partying and I have alot of toxins built up. I use the smaller size "ready clean" if I haven't used much or have already had a few "clean" days and my body has already started cleaning up shop. They both work for my needs. Ive used this time and time again and will trust nothing else!! As long as directions are followed, it wont let you down!! Can be used for any toxins: prescription drugs, Marijuana, cocaine, any other non prescription drugs. It is important to stop using atleast 2 days prior to drug test for a guaranteed clean drug test!! Also this will clean you out back end first, so don't stray too far from the toilet!!!

This stuff does not help u pass a drug test if your a heavy toker.

I flushed myself out with water for a few days before urine test and drank the bottle as prescribed in its directions 2 and a half hours before test and I passed with no issue. I smoked 1 to 3 times daily so I'm sure it would also work for most folks.

Once it rids you of the toxins in your body you'll feel great for a week or two with better energy levels.

Drank this product as directed. Also didn’t have cannabis for over 8 days. Failed at home test and failed urine THC test. Don’t trust or rely on this. I also took a pill pack cleanse on top of this product.